It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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