people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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