i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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