Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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