i don't like sucking hair
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
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Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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