I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Life is so much better after having sex.
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.