I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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