im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
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The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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