I want to have your abortion
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
