high people should be assigned attendants
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
