I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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