I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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