i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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