Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
