Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I take back everything I said about communal showers
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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