If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
