i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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