You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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