so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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