Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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