: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i already hear my dad disowning me
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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