If that was your dad, he is hot
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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