She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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