that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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