# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
