Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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