Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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