I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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