im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
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I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
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You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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