Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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