I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
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I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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