I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm bleeding and have questions
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