I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Hippo gnu deer
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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