I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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