no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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