Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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