David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
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I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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