I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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