i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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