What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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