im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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