So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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