I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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