its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
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