youre lurking in front of me
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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