he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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