i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
