The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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