so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
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Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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