I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
