Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
farters have to be the big spoon...
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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