If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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