I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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