We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
NoShamevember. You game?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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