Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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