Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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